I hurt all over!
A young woman said to her doctor, ‘You have to help me, I hurt...
Nice Car!
A guy driving a Yugo pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce....
Question and answer blond jokes
|Q: Why do Blondes wear earmuffs?A: To avoid the draft.Q: Why did the blonde...
A merchant captain and several of his officers…
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after...
A-fishin’ We Will Go…
Seems about a year ago (1998) some airplane manufacturer employees decided to steal a...
Really, really rude!
What’s the last thing a gay mortician does before he goes home?Sucks down a...
Cookie the Cat’s Resolutions
|5. I will not demand to get out the minute after I come in...
Waking Grumpy
Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you’ve been waking up...
Why is sex like money in the bank?
Why is sex like money in the bank?Because when you withdraw, you lose interest.Sent...
The Duck Hunt
One day a man went hunting for ducks. When he was done he was...