Weapons of Mass Destruction
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:”Mr President,...
What does a blond and a turtle have in common?
What does a blond and a turtle have in common?When they lay on their...
Four Words
Four words guaranted to destroy a man’s ego:”Is it in yet?”
Only in America do we use the word ‘politics’…
Only in America… do we use the word ‘politics’ to describethe process so well:...
Can\’t Hear
Doctor: What seems to be the trouble? Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling...
Why do gay men have moustaches?
Why do gay men have moustaches? To hide the stretchmarks.
A woman in the labor ward of the general hospital…
A woman in the labor ward of the general hospital, legs spread wide, lets...
Why didnt NASA send a woman to the moon yet?
Why didnt NASA send a woman to the moon yet?Because it does not need...
Sick of the Holidays
|Signs You’re Sick of the Holidays8. You’ve got red and green bags under your...
There is a blond on the plane
|A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. She has never...