Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...
Rabbit and Bear
A bear and a rabbit are taking a dump in the woods.The bear turns...
Proof That Santa Doesn’t Exist – For Nerds!
There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since...
Blonde and her job interview…
A Blonde airhead goes for a job interview in an office.The interviewer starts with...
Describe professions
|What does your profession say about you?1. MARKETING – You are ambitious yet stupid....
yo mamas so stupid…gumball
Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited...
A wealthy man sat in his attorney’s office…
A wealthy man sat in his attorney’s office.”Do you want the bad news first...
Pick Up Line Rejections!
1. Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?” Woman: “Well, I don’t know....
Confessions
Three young women are at a cocktail party. The conversation turns to their position...
Catch the Phrase
The following phrase:PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA can be rearranged (with no lettersleft over,...