Office X-mas Party!
December 1stTO: ALL EMPLOYEESI’m happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will...
I can’t feel my legs!
A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries...
Sun Roofs
Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?A: More leg room.
The Ballerina
This nasty, sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar. She raises...
How have times changed?
|In olden times, it is reported that sacrifices were made at the altar.Since then,...
A Change Of Vows
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with anunusual offer.”Look, I’ll give...
You might be a redneck if…beer
You consider a six pack of beer and a bug-zapper quality entertainment.
Horse or chicken?
|A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm...
Ebonics Xmas
Wuz de night befo CrismusAn all ober de hoodEverybody wuz sleepin’Day wuz sleepin’ good....
Do the math
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class.She called on...