I want to take money with me
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Getting Down Under
An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing...
Office Worker Resolution
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Banana
What do you get when you cut a banana in two?A BANANA SPLIT!
Definition of politics
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Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg
The Naming of Jesus
The Naming of JesusA group of biblical scholars were involved in a heated discussion...
The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods…
The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods, then hit into a few...
Men say = Men really mean.
I’m hungry = I’m hungry.I’m sleepy = I’m sleepy.I’m tired = I’m tired.Do you...
Another Castration
A man went to his doctor and said, “I want to be castrated.”"What?” said...