Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
Mono and herpes
Question: Do you know the difference between mono & herpes?Answer: You get mono from...
The Italian colonel had his brigade arrayed in full parade…
The Italian colonel had his brigade arrayed in full parade dress, proudly ready for...
Correct Male Responses
What makes these questions so bad is that every one is guaranteed to explode...
Billy Gates writes to Santa
|Dear Santa,How are you doing? I hope you’ve had a successful year and have...
A blind man is standing at the corner…
A blind man is standing at the corner with his seeing eye dog waiting...
Why do gorillas have big noses?
Why do gorillas have big noses? Because they have big fingers.
An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea…
An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea with a full complement of sailors....
Diary of a computer lamer
|July 18I just tried to connect to America online, which I’ve heard is the...
Men & Public Toilets!
Ok guys, own up…which one are you?Excitable Type Pants are twisted, cannot find hole,...