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Got A Match
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Zen Quotes
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The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume…
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume.”This is called ‘Perhaps’,” said...
What is a macho man?
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The Confessional
Tommy O’Connor went to confession and said, “Forgive me Father for I have sinned”…..”What...
All numbers are equal
|Theorem: All numbers are equal.Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t =...
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