How to write a paper
How to write a paper1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted...
The Windows Rejection Song
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Computer used too long
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Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
A man walked into the bar and there was a gorilla…
A man walked into the bar and there was a gorillasitting on a barstool.The...
make a glow worm happy
|How do you make a glow worm happy?Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
How long does it take for a woman to orgasm?
How long does it take for a woman to orgasm? Who cares?
Drivers Licence
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
It all adds up!
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class. She called...
Who Is God?
A confused nine year old boy goes up to his mother and asks, “Is...