Like father like son
Little Johnny is in the bathroom taking a pee when the toilet seat falls...
Killed Your Rooster!
A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road...
Police Officer
A man driving on the highway is pulled up by a police officer on...
Do you know why it’s called sex?
Do you know why it’s called sex?Because it’s easier to spell than Uhhhhh..oooohh…Ahhhhhh….AIIEEEEEEE!!!
Honesty is the best policy
A very very rich gentleman dies,leaving his fortune to his only living friends, a...
Mistakes on a resume
|These are from actual resumes: “Personal: I’m married with 9 children. I don’t require...
4 Blonde quickies…
How do you know a blonde’s been at your computer? The joystick’s wet.How else...
Polish Medical Dictionary
The Polish Medical Dictionary: Anti-Body – against everyone Artery – study of paintings Bandages...
What did cinderella do when she got to the ball?
What did cinderella do when she got to the ball???She choked…
A blind pilot is flying this plane?
|I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles. By the time we took...