Oscar Mayer? Song
Sung to the Oscar Mayer? song:His baloney has a first name,It’s “I did not...
Family sex
TO MY DEAR WIFE,During the past year I have tried to make love to...
The Pearly Gates Computer
A man arrives at the Pearly Gates and finds that St. Peter is not...
Starch in your Shorts
Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to...
Wailing Wall
A reporter goes to Israel to cover the fighting. She is looking for something...
What dreams mean
After she woke up, a woman told her husband, “I just dreamedthat you gave...
Men and blondes
Why do men prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company.
Playing With Vibrator
A 60 year old woman came home one day and heard strange noises in...
Revenge of the blondes
Q: Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners? A: So brunettes can remember them.Q:...
Crafty Mom
John invited his mother over for dinner one evening. During the meal, she couldn’t...