The Break-in!
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Good business
Dr. Cutter is the local Veterinarian, known for his wry humor. Hesurpassed himself one...
Great Female Comebacks
Man: “Haven’t we met before?”Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.”Man: “Haven’t...
What’s the most active muscle in a woman?
Q: What’s the most active muscle in a woman?A: The penis.
What did the mongoloid say to his dog?
What did the mongoloid say to his dog?Downsyndrome!!
Viola jokes
|Q: What is a chord?A: Three violists playing in unison.Q: What is the best...
An easy solution
On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting...
Make Him Happy
The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother. “Mom,” she said,...
What is the difference between a blonde and Dennis Rodman?
What is the difference between a blonde and Dennis Rodman?There is no difference.
Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!