Qualifying for Heaven
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...
Body Language
A young couple left the sex therapist’s office determined to develop more effective body...
Newfie fun
What is the difference between a newfie and a bucket of shit…Answer… The Bucket
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter…
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.Mother:...
Gimme A Cookie
Last year, a guy went to a doctor because he was losing weight.He found...
Mom, can little girls have babies?
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked,”Mommy, can little girls have babies?”"No”,...
What is the difference between white onions, brown onions…
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 30 centimeterdick?Nothing…. They all...
Headache Cure
John went to Dr. Smith because of intense migraine headaches.The doctor tried many things,...
An elderly man goes into a brothel…
An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like...
Computer Quotes
What is a computer’s first sign of old age? Loss of memory. What does...