Some possible computer bumper stickers
|1. BREAKFAST.COM Halted…Cereal Port Not Responding2. Bad command or file name! Go stand in...
Biblical constipation
Who are the five most constipated men in the Old Testament?1) Cain wasn’t Abel.2)...
A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss…
A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss. He...
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see…
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that theobituary for her...
On the Menu today!
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar...
Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?One is made of plastic...
This kid knows the answer!
One day at kindergarten a teacher said to the class of 5-year olds, “I’ll...
Automotive horror
|As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering,...
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?Getting fingered by Captain Hook!
On preparing to return home from an out of town trip…
On preparing to return home from an out of town trip,this man got a...