If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant…
Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is...
Boarding from what gate?
|At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the...
More Your Mommas
Your Momma sooo ugly, when she go to the beach the tide don’t come...
Man’s Worst Nightmare
What’s a man’s worst nightmare?1) The Super Bowl is pre-empted by a soap opera....
Tigger.
Why was Tigger lickin’ the toilet?Cause he was lookin’ for Pooh!
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates…
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates. After knocking at the gates,...
Scorcher Murphy
|Scorcher Murphy was selling his house, and put the matter in an agent’s hands....
Far East
Mueller is traveling with his wife and mother-in-law in a far east country. At...
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor…
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining ofdraining and a feeling...
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback…
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and...