A Shorty
Q. What is Black and White and Red all over?A. A Newspaper
Back in the good ole days in Texas…
Back in the good ole days in Texas, when stage coaches and the like...
Bill Gates can choose his punishment
|Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood...
Cigarette problems
|At my cousin’s wedding, my dad (who doesn’t much care for his nephew’s bride)...
Don’t Say to Pregnant Wife
Things Not To Say To Your Pregnant Wife After Her Ultrasound1) Thirsty? 2) Where...
How many men?
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?None – it...
I know you were drunk yesterday
|A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays...
Act of Generosity
A woman was chatting with her next-door neighbor…”I feel real good today. I started...
I\\\’m Invisible
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m invisible. Psychiatrist: What!…who said that?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?A headbanger