Avoid While Waiting For Date
Things Not To Do While Waiting For Your Date At Her Parents’ House10. Sniff...
Emacs acronyms
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A fellow decides to take off early from work…
A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays...
This guys is sitting at the end of a bar…
This guys is sitting at the end of a bar. Each time someone comes...
Are YOU A HARD MAN?
Are YOU A HARD MAN?1/. When reaching your sexual climax do you?a) Make low...
Polish Groom Is:
Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?A: He’s...
Stupid Insults 31/31
Uses thumbtacks to post notes — on his refrigerator. Uses two hands to eat...
Pretty Big
A Texan goes to Toronto for a vacation.There he grabs a cab at the...
Honeymoon Over
Bridegroom: “Dear, we’ve been back from the Caribbean for a month now. We’ve been...
Slide Under The Table
A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress,...