Apple sues Apple Corp.
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Redneck Circumcision
Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A. Kick his sister in the jaw.
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist…
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist.”I’m in love with my horse,” he said.”But...
Drunk
A guy is swerving down the road and gets pulled over. The cop says,...
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
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The Blond and the Brunette.
There was a Blond and a Brunette on an airplane.All of a sudden the...
Twas the Night Before…
‘Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat. The kids were both...
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated…
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be:Anna Nicole Smith.Sent...
Why Birds Fly South
Why do birds fly south for the winter?Because it’s too far to walk!
Satanic Barney Proof
Satanic Barney Proof Given: Barney is a CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR Prove: Barney is satanic...