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Seminars for Females/Males
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Crackers?
Patient: Doctor, you’ve got to help me. Every night I get the uncontrollable urge...
The class reunion!
A guy goes to his high school class reunion. Having not seen anyone in...
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I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which...
Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?
Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?Because the runway was only 25ft...
One day a teacher was teaching religion…
One day a teacher was teaching religion, when she asked the class”What part of...
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon…
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, “If I...
Your father is drunk
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There was a mine in a small town that completely collapsed. One of the...