Ten Standing Ear To Ear
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?A: A wind tunnel.
New Microsoft Windows advertising slogans
|At the time of writing, Microsoft’s slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you...
Elephants IX
Every nation has to write a book about the Elephant:The French book – The...
A mouse sandwich!
|What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!
Not specific enough!
A man was visiting his wife in hospital where she has been in a...
Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called…
Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called the insurancecompany …Susan: We had...
George Bernard Shaw
|While at a concert being performed by a very bad orchestra, George Bernard Shaw...
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?A: He sold his soul to Santa.
Dead dog
A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the countryside with a pet dog which...
Mirror cross the road
Why did the mirror cross the road?To see itself!!