OLD NEVER DIES 11
|OLD RADIOS never die, they just stop receivingOLD RAILROADERS never die, they just derailOLD...
When you are young
|When you are young, you want to be the master of your fate and...
Kermit the Frog
|Why doesn’t Kermit the Frog like elephants?They always want to play leap frog with...
Blonde on Flight
On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting...
Preparing for Santa…
A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.Please read the following carefully.I regret...
The Lizard of Oz!
|What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?The Lizard of Oz!
Any married man should forget his mistakes…
Any married man should forget his mistakes,there’s no use in two people remembering the...
Things Learned From Children
1. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is...
What is 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?
What’s 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?Crib death.
Why have not Women landed on the Moon?
Why haven’t Women landed on the Moon? – Because it doesn’t need cleaning yet!