Waterfall
What is a waterfall that goes upwards?…Viagrafalls
Men Quotes
Why did God create men? Because vibrators can’t mow the lawn. Madonna All men...
What is the difference between mayonaise and sperm?
What’s the difference between mayonaise and sperm?Mayonaise doesn’t hit the back of a girls...
Ponytails
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?A: To cover up the valve...
Diving Deep
One day a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 ft below sea level....
Lawyer Stamps?
The US government is throwing away millions of unused stamps withpictures of favorite lawyers...
First illegal, then legal, then…
A long time resident of San Francisco is packing allhis stuff into boxes. His...
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours…
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned somethingabout...
Yo mamas so fat … skittles
Yo mamas so fat she sat on Saturn and skittles started falling out