Real advertisements 02
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. For...
Fill Er Up!
A 17-year-old girl had just gotten her driver’s license and offered to take her...
How to drown a blonde.
How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at thebottom...
Trying To Fly
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree.After hours of...
Yo mama is so dark
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent! Yo...
If Timex ran Christmas…
|The holiday would be cheap, small, quartz-crystal driven, and would let you take a...
Top10 Reasons E-Mail is Like a Pe…
Top10 Reasons E-Mail is Like a Penis:10. Those who have it would be devastated...
Shopping for goods
|A woman meant to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and...
If She Married Him, She’d Be…
If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she’d be Yoko Ono Bono.If Dolly Parton married...
Golden Anniversary
An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen...