If Cray made toasters…
If Cray made toasters…They would cost $16 million but would be faster thanany other...
Dog named Sex
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him “Rover” or “Spot”. I...
About last night
After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache,...
You are from Canada
|You know your from Manitoba, Canada, when…. You only know three spices – salt,...
No Legs, Ditch
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a...
Wheat Field Blonde
One day a Blonde and a Brunette were driving through the country..The Brunette noticed...
Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor…
Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor they worked for....
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one…
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one.The bartender says, “Hey...
Gun-toting Panda (Classic)
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats...
Fear of bombs on planes
|Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews. However, she had relatives all...