Numbers equal zero
|Theorem : All numbers are equal to zero.Proof: Suppose that a=b. Thena = ba^2...
The blind skydiver
|A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was...
Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog…
Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog, and they don’t knowwhere they...
A frog calls a psychic
|Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here...
No Smoking Here
A guy enters a drugstore and lights up a cigar.The owner, a bit outraged,...
Stockmarket
You might be a redneck if… You think the stock market has a fence...
Dog Named Mypenis
Tired of boring old dog name like Ruff, Spot, Lassie, etc?The next time you...
A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel…
A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel, came upon a statue dedicated to...
Ducks in Heaven
Three women die in a car accident and go to Heaven. Saint Peter meets...
Making a bet at a bar
|Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when...