Two friends were out drinking…
Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his barstool and...
The elephant’s trunk transplant
Jack goes to the doctor and says “Doc I’m having trouble getting mypenis erect,...
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute?
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute? – Neither did he.
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Horses at the Race
|A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse....
A teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates…
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...
Dad, can you write in the dark?
SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?FATHER: I think so. What do you...
Feeling like a woman!
On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is...
Ugly Growth
I just had the doctor remove an ugly growth from my back. It was...
Why Dogs Don’t Use Computers
Can’t stick their heads out of Windows ’95. Fetch command not available on all...