Fill Er Up!
A 17-year-old girl had just gotten her driver’s license and offered to take her...
Gas Station
Have you ever seen Pop Idol? One point it was held at an esso...
Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new car?
Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new car? Neither has he.
Baked Beans
Once upon a time there lived a woman who had a maddening passion forbaked...
sh-sh-sheets
Q. Where do the Ku Klux Klan buy there sh-sh-sheets? A. At the k-k-k...
Driver’s Test
Q: Why did the blonde keep failing her driver’s test?A: Because every time the...
A bookworm!
|What reads and lives in an apple?A bookworm!
What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian apartment?
What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian’s apartment?...
A Kind Lawyer
One afternoon, a lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he...
One wish to each
|Three blondes were walking through the desert when they found a magic genie’s lamp.After...