Lonely Frog
A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what hisfuture holds.His Personal Psychic...
Question and answer blonde jokes
|Q: How do blonde braincells die?A: Alone.Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?A: Give...
Just doing his job!
A little boy was in a relative’s wedding. As he was coming down the...
Unlocking your car
|Two blondes were recently observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door...
OLD never dies
|OLD ACADEMICS never die, they just lose their faculties OLD ACCOUNTANTS never die, they...
The Florist
A local florist just went out of business, but it was his own fault.He...
Two Rednecks
Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of...
Some professions
Some professionsA psychologist is a man who watches everyone else when a beautiful girl...
Emacs acronyms
|EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes SimplerEMACS:...
You Know You’re Having a Bad Day When…
Your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell’s Angels motorcyclists. You’ve been at...