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This chick goes to her docter and tells him that she can?t get any...
10 Commandments of a Teenager
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.(why wait that long)2) Thou...
There was an old married couple that had happily…
There was an old married couple that had happily lived together for nearly forty...
English horn jokes
|Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A:...
A love story
John Blanchard stood up from the bench, straightened his Army uniform, and studied the...
Ways to tell someone they are goofy!
Politically Correct ways to tell someone they are goofy:A few clowns short of a...
Surgeons
Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work. The first...
Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?
Q. Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?A. Because she found out what...
Camping Trip
Sally, a blonde, goes on her first camping trip. Her husband, who was a...
How does every ethnic joke start?
How does every ethnic joke start?By looking over your shoulder.