Ponytails
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?A: To cover up the valve...
Majorly Busted
Every Saturday morning he has an early tee time. He gets up early and...
How do you catch an elephant?
How do you catch an elephant?First you dig a big hole, and fill it...
Passing a school bus
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The definition of kinky sex
I’m not saying that my wife was naive when we got married, but… she...
EMT response times.
Three paramedics were boasting about improvements in their respective ambulance team?s response times. ?Since...
Story of my friend
|I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747.I said “Hi Jack.”He...
Playgirl Rejection Letter
Playgirl Rejection LetterNovember 30, 1995PLAYGIRL, INC.Dear Mrs. Smith, We wish to thank you for...
Mother Teresa’s Constipation
Two nuns walk into a liquor store and one asked the clerk for the...
Once upon a time!
Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter,...