At an auction
During an auction of exotic pets, a woman who had placeda winning bid told...
Redneck Driver’s License Application
Redneck Driver’s License Application…Plez compleet this paper, best ya can.Last name: ________________First name: ...
OLD NEVER DIES 9
|OLD MUSICIANS never die, they just get played outOLD MUSICIANS never die, they just...
To the Dump
You know yer a redneck when you take a load to the dump and...
Landing at a hidden military base
|You’ve all heard of the Air Force’s ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply...
Catching the bear
|Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went...
A present for the anniversary
A middle-aged Jewish guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her...
How do you clean a condom?
How do you clean a condom?Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out...
The Godfather
The Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walked into a room to meet with his...