Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?”"I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”"One moment,...
Not enough time to tell
The morning after their honeymoon night, Julie says to herhusband, “you know, You’re really...
Polak: Build Me A Box
A Polak went to a carpenter and said, “Can you build me a box...
Pregnant Daughter
The girl admitted under parental questioning that she was pregnant, but couldn’t say who...
What’s the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?
What’s the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?A woman who won’t do...
When the formal private briefing of the attractive new teacher…
When the formal private briefing of the attractive new teacher by the vice-principal was...
Smitty the Parrot’s Birthday
Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, “What do you want for your birthday?”...
Too much attention
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother toa nursing home and leaves...
The old mans bird
Theres an old man laying on the beach nakedand a little girl was pasing...
A man calls his family doctor…
A man calls his family doctor:man: Doctor, for the last week my wife has...