Knock Knock Christmas
|Knock KnockWho’s there ?WenceslasWenceslas who ? Wenceslas train home ? Knock KnockWho’s there ?SnowSnow...
Go Softly
Here lies my wife in earthy mould; when she lived did naught but scold....
The amazing flying dog
|A woman is out looking for a pet, and so she’s trying the local...
58 Actual Newspaper Headlines
58 Actual Newspaper Headlines(collected by journalists)1. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says2....
More M & M’s?
|Why don’t men eat more M & M’s?They are too hard to peel!
Taking Temperature
This guy took his nymphomaniac wife to the sex therapist for treatment.”This is one...
face like a million dollars
You’ve a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!
Who invented sex
A Greek and Italian were sitting down one day debating who had the superior...
Short Cowboy jokes
|Q: What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?A: A huddle. Q: Four...
Best Thing Out of…
What’s the best thing to come out of a penis?The wrinkles!