Perfectly healthy
“Doctor,” the embarrassed man said, “I have a sexual problem. I can’t getit up...
Dallas Cowboy put-downs galore!
Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Playoffs?...
Princess Di and Mother Theresa
You know how Princess Diana and Mother Theresa died around about the same time?...
Nose Picking Glossary
THE KIDDIE PICK…When you’re by yourself and you uninhibitedly twist your forefinger into your...
Hired Help
A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, “Who...
Dying Family
A Blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned...
There was this fisherman that always had a good day fishing…
There was this fisherman that always had a good day fishing. His friend, the...
How do faggots get a condom off?
How do faggots get a condom off? They fart.
Easily Explained
A man goes to his doctor and complains that his wife hasn’t wanted to...
Possible IBM acronyms
|IBM: It’s Being MendedIBM: Inmense Ball of MuckIBM: I Believe in MemorexIBM: It’s Better...