An abstract joke
Two bananas are lying on a river bank when a turd comes floating by....
Tight Skirt
One Day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a...
Three wishes
It was a nice sunny day when three men were walking down a country...
What is green and smells like pig?
What’s green and smells like pig? – Kermit’s fingers.
Sorry for eating the peanuts
|A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. It turns out that she...
If Thinking Machines made toasters…
If Thinking Machines made toasters…You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of...
Confucious say
Confucious say…All who fly upside-down have crack up.He who stand on toilet high on...
A very insulting parrot
|This elderly lady, recently widowed, decides to see if a pet will ease her...
Snow blower
How do you change a dishwasher into a snow blower? Give her a shovel!
Mole Smells
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived...