What is 3 feet tall and gives me head?
What’s 3 feet tall and gives me head?My son.
Truck Driver Snow
The truck driver stopped to picked up the girl hitchhiker in short shorts.”Say, what’s...
General Kitchy Kitchy
Q: What do you call a military coup led by General Kitchy Kitchy?A: Kitchy-kitchy-koo.
One night, an 87-year-old woman…
One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo to find her husband in...
Celtic Mortality
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less...
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?A religious movement!
The Medical Convention
At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each...
Forget your daughter…
Well the King’s daughter was into her mid twenties,and the king didn’t want his...
What is a Headache
After a few days, the Lord called to Adam and said, “It is time...
Dirty minds
Q) What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common?A)They are both meat substitutes!!!!