The Christmas diet song
|’Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies...
A dangerous job
This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree. He...
What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)?
What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)? A...
How can you tell?
“Old Jethro’s next door’s a-makin’ moonshine again.” the wife told her husband.”How can you...
Horsie Ride
Little Johnny is passing his parents bedroom in the middle of the night, in...
I didn’t get any money this time
|A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself....
Sex in a Marriage
There are four kinds of sex involved in a marriage.The first is Smurf Sex…...
Mating Call
Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”Q: What is the...
There is a child molester and a young boy walking through…
There is a child molester and a young boy walking through a deep remote...
The 10 Commandments in Ebonics
1. I be God. Don’ be dissin me. 2. Don’ be makin hood ornaments...