A Long Chocolate Fallus Story
My penis made me locally famous. I didn’t find out about it until I...
Tiger woods in bed.
On their wedding night the new couple are just about to do the deed...
English is really crazy
|There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine...
Men Are Like Toilets..
Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full of crap!
Musicians on a sinking ship
|A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together.”Help!” cried the...
Old vs. Young!
An old man was sitting on a bench in the mall when a young...
Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?
Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?Scared the hell out...
Everybody’s doing it
This bloke was ordered from the pool for pissing in the water.”That’s ridiculous!” he...
Suzy’s Legs
There were three guys in a new bar that just openened and the bartender...
Florida driver’s license!
|I’ve sure gotten old. I’ve had two By-pass surgeries. A hip replacement, new knees....