M&M Factory
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Jellofied
During a fight, a husband threw a bowl of Jello at his wife.She had...
Steven Wright on dogs
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Ghostly Giggle
Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie? Because you can...
If two lawyers were drowning…
No lawyers allowed- Prosecutors will be violated! If two lawyers were drowning, and you...
Two drunks walk into a bar…
Two drunks walk into a bar. The first drunk looks at his buddy and...
A Room for a Night
Many years agao, a Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg was stranded late one night...
Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?
Q: Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?A: He heard that...
Ways A Nerd Can Impress
Top Ten Ways A Computer Nerd Can Impress His Date10. Flash the big wads...
The insane conductor
|A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and...