Line Dancing
What’s 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing...
What is a blondes way of safe sex?
What is a blonde’s way of having safe sex?Locking the car doors!
A farmer walked into an attorney office…
A farmer walked into an attorney’s office wanting to file for adivorce. The attorney...
Married life is very frustrating…
Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks...
This tells me that I must be drunk
|A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into...
Ten Important Men In Woman’s Life
They are: Her Doctor; he says, “Take your clothes off.”Her Dentist; he says, “Open...
What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
Here’s a gross one:What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...
What is red and has seven dents?
What is red and has seven dents?Snow White’s cherry!
Identifying wasted time
|TO: ALL PERSONNELFROM: ACCOUNTING It has come to our attention recently that many of...
Software Development Process
Software Development Process1) Order the T-shirts for the Development team2) Announce availability3) Write the...