The Rubdown
A hospital patient, recovering from minor surgery, was being given an alcohol rubdown by...
Doctor! Doctor!
A woman goes to the doctor’s and says, “Doctor, Doctor, you have to help...
Why Lesbians?
Why did God create lesbians?So feminists wouldn’t breed.
Toddler’s Creed
If I want it, it’s mine.If I give it to you and change my...
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
|What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?’Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
Little Johnny Sees Them Naked
Little Johnny has to stay at Grandma’s for the weekend. Being an old school...
International airline
|Acronyms for International AirlinesItalyALITALIA = Always Late In The Air, Late In ArrivalALITALIA =...
A horrible tragedy
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.Approaching...
Computer And A Woman:
Difference Between A Computer And A Woman:A computer will not laugh at a three-and-a-half-inch...
The young playboy took a blind date to an…
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusementpark. They went for a...