The Name Game
If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she’d be Kitty Twitty.If Yoko Ono married Sonny...
Few Gymnasts
Q: Why aren’t there many blonde gymnasts?A: Because when they do the splits, they...
The plane is crashing into the ocean
|Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice comes...
A Mexican, a black, and a white guy…
A Mexican, a black, and a white guy are in a bar having a...
Cinderella
Why did the baseball coach throw Cinderella off the team?Because she ran away from...
Walk through the park
One day a burnette and a blond lady were walking through the park. All-of-a-sudden,...
A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock…
A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock ready to process at the...
Social Security Sex
Two men were talking. “So, how’s your sex life?” “Oh, nothing special. I’m having...
Computer Died
Ted: Last night my computer died. Ned: What did it die of? Ted: Aterminal...
You’re a lawyer if
|You Might Be A Lawyer If….You are charging someone for reading these jokes. The...