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A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and...
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Aspirin makes a great contraceptive. Jhold it between your knees.
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Josh was helping Sally, the blonde, clean out the trunk of her car. Inside,...
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A six year old comes crying…
A six year old comes crying to his Mother because his little sister pulled...
Top twenty things to do at a drivethru
Drive through the drive thru in reverse and let your passenger order. Ask prices...