I get so drunk that I imagine things
|The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the...
A couple have not been getting along for years…
A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks,”I’ll buy...
Knock Knock Christmas
|Knock KnockWho’s there ?WenceslasWenceslas who ? Wenceslas train home ? Knock KnockWho’s there ?SnowSnow...
Finding the “perfect” mate.
An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given responsibility to marry the perfect...
Measurement of a Pole
An American is walking down the street when he sees a Polak with a...
Bassoon jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get away from the bassoon...
Blonde and The Coke Machine
This blonde was at a coke machine and and put her change in and...
When I was Young
When I was young I used to pray for a bicycle. Then I realized...
Dating Young Women
A single man in his 40′s often has a problem finding women at his...
Little Bastard
Guy walks into the bar, goes up to the bartender. Reaching into his pants...