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Good Girls – Bad Girls
Good girls say “thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, “what’s for breakfast?”Good girls...
Inventions By Blondes
Inventions by Blondes…1. The water-proof towel2. Glow in the dark sunglasses3. Solar powered flashlights...
A big bird
Once upon a time there was this guy who bought a hang glider and...
What is the smartest blonde?
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Princess and the Frog
Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self assured...
Difference between a cat and a dog…
A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide...
All Jews and six Mexicans
This freelance journalist discovered Adolf Hitler was alive and well andliving in South America....
How do you clean a condom?
How do you clean a condom?Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out...
Little Johnny had become a real nuisance…
Little Johnny had become a real nuisance while his father tried to concentrate on...