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What’s long and hard and excites a girl whenshe’s finally lucky enough to get...
Top NFL complaints
|Top NFL Complaints After shooting the blank gun to end the half, the Dallas...
Would you define OCR?
|OCR – Optical Character RecognitionA technology that can take written words and convert them...
What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic.
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping…
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor.”Doctor,...
What a health plan!
Her Majesty the Queen was being shown around a hospital. As she wasbeing given...
Beware of dog!
Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign sayingDANGER! BEWARE OF...
Accordion jokes
|An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A:...
Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree?
Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree? ’cause he was dead…Why’d the other monkey...
Check Him Out
The old man had died. A wonderful funeral was in progress and the country...