Drinking too much
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket, and ordered...
Why did the blonde return her new scarf?
Why did the blonde return her new scarf?It was too tight.
Screwy Date
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He’s...
OLD NEVER DIES 12
|OLD SOCCER PLAYERS never die, they just achieve their final goalOLD SOCCER PLAYERS never...
We are the best of friends
|The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the...
Mary went to Jill’s place to tell her about a horrible…
Mary went to Jill’s place to tell her about a horrible experience she’dhad the...
Dog life…
Ever walk into a room and forget what you came in for?Well, that’s probably...
Chicken and Horse
A chicken and a horse were playing in a meadow. The horse falls into...
The Psychiatric Hotline
“Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.”If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If...
Traveling on the train
|There was an Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage...