The rain cloud.
What did the rain cloud wear under his rain coat?Answer: Thunder wear!
Red, Yellow, and Green!
A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by...
A dangerous animal
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached,...
What did Michael Jackson say when his cock…
Q: What did Michael Jackson say when his cock slid in the little boys...
I can hear clearly now…
Dave: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing...
Aussies
Q. Why are Australians like kiwifruit?A. Because they are rough on the outside, green...
How To Be A Man!
1. Don’t call, ever.2. Name your penis. Be sure it is something narcissistic and...
Slip of the tongue
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits...
Stupid Insults 6/31
Batteries not included. Been napping in front of the ion shield again. Been playing...