Insult Collection #17
I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club because they need someone...
A gruesome discovery
A girl was intrigued at the kilt that a Scottsman was wearing, wondering what...
2 Wonderful Hours
Did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his buddy, when he...
Here is your punishment
|”Haven’t I seen your face before?” a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant.”You...
Civil War Era humor
Civil War Era Humor The following are supposedly true definitions, stories, and terms relating...
A very insulting parrot
|This elderly lady, recently widowed, decides to see if a pet will ease her...
Old man from Trent – Limmerick
There once was an old man from Trent, Whose penis was crooked and bent,...
Crocodile is longer
|Prove that the crocodile is longer than it is wide.Lemma 1. The crocodile is...
Driving exams worry me
|Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests!Doctor: Don’t worry about it....
Real Man Knows When She Orgasms
How does a real man know whenever his girlfriend is having an orgasm?A real...