Phonebook Dilemma
Why are there no phone books in China?Because there are so many Wing’s and...
You want children?
|Are You Ready for Children?Mess Test: Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains....
The preacher buys a parrot
|A preacher is buying a parrot.”Are you sure it doesn’t scream, yell, or swear?”...
Ten Signs That You’re At A Bad Zoo
|1. When no one else is looking, you swear that the monkeys are mocking...
Old local blacksmith
|An old blacksmith relized he was soon going to quit working so hard. He...
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?”Chop chop.”
An extremely loyal fan
|There was a Packers fan with a really crappy seat at Lambeau. Looking with...
come to the webbing
|What did the spider say to the fly?We’re getting married do you want to...
Bill Gates can choose his punishment
|Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood...
Lawyer at the Pearly Gates.
A prominent young attorney was on his way to court to begin arguments on...