Drunk walks into elevator…
Drunk walks into elevator, no elevator there, falls five stories down, lands on the...
M & M Factory
Q. Why can’t blonds work at the M & M Factory?A. They throw out...
Mr. Schneider stood up in court…
Mr. Schneider stood up in court. “As God is my judge, I do not...
One day shortly after the birth of their new baby…
One day shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to...
What was the problem before?
|Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...
What did the man say when he walked…
Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar?A:OUCH!Sent by Sarah
The funniest blonde jokes
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that……. she called me to get...
You might be a redneck if…prom
Your junior-senior prom had a day-care center.
Repetitiveness
After the lavish wedding reception, the newlyweds retired to their Honeymoon Suite. The groom...
To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails…
To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails, her mother tells her...