Whats blue and does not fit any more?
Whats blue and doesn’t fit any more? – A dead epileptic.
Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting…
Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting their lack of a sex...
Raking Leaves
Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?A: She fell out...
Bar Joke
A man was sitting at the bar in a watering hole whose selling point...
Top Ten Most Violent Upcoming Movies
10. “Erin Brockovich Gets Her Face Chewed Off by Rats” 9. “Mary Poppins A...
Puns Contest
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest. He sent in...
Who won the race?
Ok there are two gay guys and two lesbians. They are on a race...
Alcohol as a substitute for a woman
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
Cookie the Cat’s Resolutions
|5. I will not demand to get out the minute after I come in...
Plastic Wrap
This cazy guy walks into an insane asylum wearing nothing but plastic wrap as...