Pondering old age
|How do I know that my youth is all spent?Well, my get up and...
Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant…
Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant and his wife were...
NCAA ballers to change a lightbulb?
How many NCAA basketball players does it take to change a light bulb?Only one....
Dave’s adventure in a cave (limerick)
There once was a man named Dave,who found a dead whore in a cave.She...
Reptiles!
|What kind of tiles can’t you stick on walls?Reptiles!
Whats long, hard and full of semen?
Q. Whats long, hard and full of semen??A. A submarine.Sent by sam
Hellen Keller
Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to...
Thankful he’s drunk
|The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb...
Camping Trip
Sally, a blonde, goes on her first camping trip. Her husband, who was a...
Stagecoach surprise
|I had a dream the other night. I was in the old West riding...